5u5:

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

wait hold on i know how to save tumblr

jamtav:

v1als:

the day is december 18, 2018. i type a post and use ‘👀’ in the text body. the emoji too closely resembles nipples (female presenting) and i am immediately executed

moongoer:

no tits on Tumblr but Nazis are fine i guess

pietriarchy:

from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe

agentpegleg:

k but somebody’s roomba totally vacuumed them up after they died in the snap. it’s inevitable

found-bodies:

scprincess:

solidsnake:

im so glad yall are done talking about that white twink from detroit

his name is eminem

jumex:

Some days I’m like..fashion doesn’t matter….some days I’m like. Fashion is all we have

acciofrasers:

To All The Books I’ve Bought Before And Still Haven’t Read